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Sunday, April 13th, 2008
8:58 pm
so I apparently have an LJ account
It's been something like a year since I've used it. Maybe I'll rembember this time?
Monday, September 17th, 2007
9:24 pm
Stolen from thelastmehina who stole it from chatrient

You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 27 things about you. Just copy and hit reply and paste in the comments section with answers. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! Then copy the meme and see if anyone answers you.

1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Fish?
5. Do you dream in colour?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. How about them hipsters?
8. How did we meet?
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like musicals?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat?
16. What are you wearing?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. What's your favorite day of the week?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Current Mood: amused
Monday, December 18th, 2006
9:29 pm
jury duty fun - part 1
So I got a thing in the mail saying that I got called up for jury duty. this is amusing on mulitple levels. For starters, I don't live in that county anymore, but the fun keeps going.

The form said that jurors were encouraged to wear "buisness attire". There are a few problems here:
A) It's me ....
B) In theory I'm there to like judge people (is juror a verb?), not to be judged.
C) I haven't gotten my flightsuit yet :( (Working on it)
Monday, November 13th, 2006
9:59 pm
anyone else want a rocket fuel sandwich?
Yes, Salami is actually rocket fuel, as reconfirmed by a repeat of MYthbusters I finally got around to watching tonight (gotta love TiVo!).

mmm, if only I saw this before I ran out to the store. Maybe next week I'll bring them in.

Current Mood: hungry
Thursday, October 12th, 2006
10:44 pm
Today - Read this
as I post this, it's almost friday the 13th, watch out for ladders and black cats and senators who tink the internet is a series of tubes congressional representives reach through to molest pages!
Monday, October 9th, 2006
8:52 pm
fixing fowley and north korea ... its easy!!
We just send Mark Fowley over and let him molest Kim Jong-il. That'll teach them to have a nuclear weapons program.

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
8:11 pm
a funy blulb ....
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.

Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

--Credit goes to a random comment on Fark
Sunday, August 20th, 2006
10:18 pm
snakes needed ...
Anyone know of anyplace selling small toy snakes, stuffed or otherwise? I need something that will fit in a small flight suit pocket.
Yinz should be able to figure out why :)
Friday, July 28th, 2006
10:48 pm
girls ... the good and the bad
So I met this awesome girl, and she totally kicks ass and is really cool. But she's leaving sunday at 2am for at least 2 years :( We saw Clerks II tonight but didn't do anything else after.
Thursday, July 20th, 2006
7:34 pm
4 days ...
T-4 days until the new job starts.

*Does the happy dance*

Current Mood: bouncy
Sunday, July 16th, 2006
11:25 pm
Sunday, July 2nd, 2006
12:56 am
Who killed the electric car
Go see the movie! If you've ever wonderd about high gas prices, or why most of the gas we buy comes from oil from contries that support terrorists, or just wonder why cars these days arn't as cool as they should be in the 21st century, this movie has the answers (aside from the lack of flying cars. for that one look at how many stupid people drive and ask yourself if you really want them to be flying instead).

Also, random trivia for people: What small shithole city in the LA metro area was the prototype for GM's EV1 designed and built in? Answer: about 5 blocks from me, at the place I work for :) A couple guys from work are in the movie.

Friday, June 30th, 2006
11:52 pm
yet again ... I am Spiderman
Congratulations! You scored a super 59%!
You're hotter than, well, hot-cakes! You've got a fan base bigger than Pam & Tommy, and to tell the truth, you actually don't mind the super-hero gig. Most of the time, anyway.

Everyone seems to love their fun, friendly and courageous hero as you swoop in to save the day, time and time again! Unfortunately, swooping and day-saving doesn't help pay the rent, and you're not exactly the "hero-for-hire" type either. Hey, at least you can play down the whole life saving, self sacrificing gig with some neat lil' punchlines and remarks!
Juggling both egos becomes a strain at times and whilst you want to help everyone, you're also in search of "me time", often finding yourself having to make constant personal sacrifices in order to protect those around you.

Don't fret though! At the end of the day you'll find yourself with the support from either those you rescue or perhaps a close friend or loved one who'll get you by, reminding you of how cool you look in spandex.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 37% on Heropoints
Link: The Which SUPER HERO are you Test written by crayzee69 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I don't know if I took this test before, or just some online test like it. either way, it's fitting.
Thursday, June 29th, 2006
8:55 pm
online reading list?
Does anyone know of any web sites to put a reading list up on? This would be mostly for my own refrence.

For the record, before I either forget it, or put it in a file then forget where I saved it, I need to add "Blow the House Down" Robert Baer.

"The FBI was capable of screwing up... but neither it nor the local police nor anyone else I could think of in this nation or abroad would be idiotic enough to field a white surveillance team in Harlem. For that, you needed incompetence on a colossal scale. Langley had to be behind it."
8:41 pm
read & comment: what's wrong with this statement?

The Interior Department estimated that revenue-sharing changes could cost the federal government as much as $69 billion in lost royalties over 15 years and “several hundred billion dollars” over 60 years.

The White House issued a statement saying it favors much of the bill but strongly opposes the changes in royalty revenue sharing, which it said “would have a long-term impact on the federal deficit.”

Now wait a second, that's a true statement, it would lower the federal deficit.

From: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13573049/
Tuesday, June 27th, 2006
6:26 pm
random lyrics
Shoot my cupid out of the sky
Break off his wings and gouge out his eyes
And thank him for nothing, 'cause that's all that he gave to me
Your love is my heart disease
Shoot my cupid out of the sky
Break off his wings and ask him just why
He played such a sick joke on the fool that is me
And curse me with this sickness
Your love is my heart disease.

Ready Aim Misfire by New Years Day, http://www.myspace.com/newyearsday
Monday, June 26th, 2006
10:59 pm
MUST READ: best written response from a political figure ever ...
"Kiss my ass!"

Bill Baxley
Attorney General of Alabama
Response on official state letterhead to citizen who wrote complaining of his investigations into the Birmingham Church Bombings and calling him a White Nigger

Where are guys like that today?
Monday, June 12th, 2006
11:06 pm
my nomination for president for 2008
So I realized something today. Who is the guy we tune into 4 nights a week who tells us how fucked and how fucked up our world really is? Respected author, journalist, and actor. Anchor of the most relavent 11:00 PM news show. I mean none other then John Stewart. He gets my vote for president in 2008!
Tuesday, June 6th, 2006
11:43 pm
another daily show quote
dick cheny would be a perfect canadaite for someone who wants to ban gay marrage, ultraconservative, draconian, drinks the blood of puppies
10:19 pm
girls :)
So, things got better. finally heard back from that girl. The downside: she's crazy busy for like the next 2 weeks with finals and such. About I leave for a week-long buisness trip :(
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